| Japan is turning out to be pretty cool! They do have this weird tradition of eating raw fish though. Ewwwww..
I think I'll take the next flight West to see where it takes me.
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| It was horrible! While I was vacationing in Hawaii, I thought I
would take a tour boat around the reefs to see the pretty fish.
Suddenly a fierce gale blew our little boat off course and all hands
aboard perished except for me. Ok, so it was a rubber boat, and I
was the only one in it. But still... I ended up on some remote
island in the South Pacific. My boat was shredded by the sharp
coral, and I had to survive on my own until I was rescued. If it
hadn't been for that Wal-Mart on the other side of the island, I surely
would have died of starvation. Two nice men who worked for a
hotel called "animal control" came and brought me to a nice resort with
lots of grass. They had bad manners, so I didn't tip them.
I decided to fly to a place called Japan. The people there are
really nice, but they speak funny things. I'll have to tour this
place to see if I can find anybody who likes to box. Now that I'm
back in civilization, I'll try to post more often.
The people in this picture were eating snowballs on a stick. No
one was nice enough to share, but the snowballs reminded me of
home. I wonder if these people know Santa? They must know
him because they have snow on sticks.
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| Sorry I've been out of touch for so long. This place is great! I have a great tan, and I've seen most of the islands. The fresh pineapples here are the best. I met up with a pilot who can take me to Antartica. Santa will never find me there! |
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| Woohoo! Flying on a jet plane is so much more relaxing than pulling Santa in the middle of winter, and Hawaii is great! Check out this video clip that my tour guide made for me.
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| Ah, the frustrations of customs. You wouldn't believe how many people have rudely hung up on me when I try to get a passport for a reindeer. The Americans have graciously granted me a passport to the United States. I think I'll visit Hawaii first. They say the beaches are the best. |
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